Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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