i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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