so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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