she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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