I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
