I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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