is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
What drink are we having for lunch?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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