yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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