we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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