That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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