I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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