Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Randomize
