Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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