Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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