Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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