Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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