you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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