Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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