Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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