Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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