Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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