to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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