he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I pour the whiskey from now on
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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