If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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