It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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