You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
third nipple confirmed
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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