Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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