he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Text me some of your sweat
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You did what with his pubic hair?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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