Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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