Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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