Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sorry about my life...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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