Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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