I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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