I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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