super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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