You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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