the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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