Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize
