If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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