Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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