Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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