i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
