Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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