i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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