No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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