Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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