My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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