It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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