I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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