Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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