Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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